Imaginary Socialite

Real or Fake: Everybody Loves Louis

Reasons to still have a this bag:

Your initials are actually “LV”
You’re a South American socialite
You’re Heatherette
You’re under 16 and desperate to impress the Mean Girls
You’re a Russian spokesmodel for an Italian car
You’re a descendent Louis himself
You’re so excited because it was $20 at Rockefeller Center

So, really, which is it?

[STAR JONES - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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5 Responses to “Real or Fake: Everybody Loves Louis”

1. Cail says:

   June 29, 2006 at 3:09 pm

   I’d guess the bag is about as real as the hair.
2. chubbybadass says:

   June 29, 2006 at 8:33 pm

   “You’re so excited because it was $20 at Rockefeller Center”

   As a girl from Rio living in NYC I know that no “South American socialite” would be that fat. Sorry to admit it, but its sadly true.
3. Casey says:

   June 30, 2006 at 3:20 am

   $20 for sure!
4. ??? says:

   June 30, 2006 at 11:52 am

   just curious.. who’s fat???
5. Unimpressed says:

   July 1, 2006 at 12:50 pm

   Ouch. Obvs she means the blonde girl. I mean.. she could use a little toning.. but ‘fat’? And I thought us Americans were harsh.