Family Matters

Act Six, in which The Imaginary Socialite rocks the Prairie Look at dinner with her father.

Pop Art: What are you wearing? You look like a farmer…

Imaginary Socialite: It’s Miu Miu and Charlotte Ronson!

Pop Art: Fine. Then you look like Nicole Richie.

Imaginary Socialite: Funny.

Pop Art: Oh and I thought of an Is Not for you this morning. Are you ready? Mary Kate Is Not Mary Kay.

Imaginary Socialite: Daddy! That’s awesome! Thanks!

Pop Art: Now take off the giant sunglasses; those aren’t allowed at the table.

[CATHERINE BACH - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

3 Responses to “Family Matters”

  1. Casey says:

    Hahah! I love it!

  2. insouciance says:

    I am the Imaginary Socialite

  3. sdv says:

    giant sunglasses are a nutrional and essential part of every meal.
    ….especially Marc Jacobs crystal butterfly sunglasses.

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