Years of best-gay-friends have taught me this: you can do anything with makeup. Cleavage gets carved, noses get flattened, lips get a glossy dose of DSL abilities, and fake ink is the easiest of all. With that in mind, I give you this gorgeous tattoo. If real, it belongs to one of the most gorgeous, most crazy, most cool actresses of the CK One era. If fake, I want to see another one that says “Imaginary Socialite” – or especially “Adrian Grenier Hearts The Imaginary Socialite” – in the very near future…
[CARLY SIMON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

very real, unfortunately
Isn’t that Melanie Griffith?
you can’t possibly like Adrian Grenier, IS! He’s such a bore