Imaginary Socialite

Years of best-gay-friends have taught me this: you can do anything with makeup. Cleavage gets carved, noses get flattened, lips get a glossy dose of DSL abilities, and fake ink is the easiest of all. With that in mind, I give you this gorgeous tattoo. If real, it belongs to one of the most gorgeous, most crazy, most cool actresses of the CK One era. If fake, I want to see another one that says “Imaginary Socialite” - or especially “Adrian Grenier Hearts The Imaginary Socialite” - in the very near future…

[CARLY SIMON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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