Who was not at the Versace Men’s show in Milan yesterday?
a) Pharrell Williams (curious, since he designs sunglasses for Louis Vuitton)
b) Rupert Everett (curious, since he models for Dolce & Gabbana)
c) Kidada Jones (curious, since she designs for Disney and also muses for Charlotte Ronson)
d) Halle Berry (not so curious at all).
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Amy, 27
If Martha Stewart were nice…
If Rachael Ray were thin…
If Kelly Clarkson were city…
If Ellen Pompeo were calm…
They would be a little bit more like Amy.
But she could still out-cook them all…
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One block from my apartment, one boy in an orange shirt bounced a nylon Prada tote off his butt. It was made more credible by his neon Lacoste polo, his super-slim jeans, his Gucci sneakers, and his giant white Dior glasses. It was made less credible by the big fat metro card, […]
Feeling left out because you weren’t at the semi-secret, severely celeb-filled photo shoot of last Wednesday? Don’t get insecure - get a better paying gig. Douglas wants some boys with reddish hair (think Ron Weasley, but you know, not British and overacting…) and some blonde and dark blonde girls, and also some Latin […]
Kurt, Madonna, Mariah, and Bruce, all on a very unlikely wall mural. Where in Manhattan are we, and why is this a weird collage?
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To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: DressDown@iloveclothes.com
Are you better than all the Project Runway kids put together? Can you pose like Zac Posen? Then get it together.
Gen Art Miami needs Florida and Georgia based designers for the first ever Gen Art Miami. Seeking womenswear, menswear and accessories designers with a MINIMUM of 25 pieces ready for sale.
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And score one for Urban Outfitters. This dress is more popular than Lydia Hearst photos on Patrick McMullan. Oh my gosh…
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Preptastic bag from L.L. Bean: $33.
Don’t-Take-My-Tote monogram: $5
Never seeing your bag double at a party: $0
Not caring if soy sauce spills on it: $0
“You mean, your bag isn’t named for an overexposed celeb?”: $0
Best. Bargain. Ever.
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A brief word about today’s Page Six, where Hills star Blaine Zuckerman is revealed as Glamour’s new editor…
In last week’s episode of The Hills, Teen Vogue “contributor” Blaine gives Lauren the big news about her big New York trip in a Phillips Exeter t-shirt. Did Blaine actually attend the slightly stuffy, slightly scruffy boarding […]
Why is the nerdy-cute bartender making that face?
a) He just realized the girl with the sundress has a boyfriend.
b) He doesn’t know how to make a vodka-atkins-frappacino
c) He’s so jealous of that awesome MJ tote.
d) He’s so aware of that fake MJ tote.
Totally your call…
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Tyson, 22
I have some Valium that I’m scared to take, so instead I call The Boys. They crash on my couch with bottles of wine, and we describe our weekly exploits the way Real World casts talk in confessional.
“Do you ever worry we’re fucking everything up?” I ask and Tyson shakes his head. On […]
Marc’s fall collection hit the Soho store yesterday (!!!) but the accessories aren’t in yet - and won’t be until August-ish, when they ship directly from Paris. Still, there’s already a budding wait list for these lovely shoes, as seen on Daria, Jeisa, and all other 6 footers whose name ends in “a”. I’m […]
Inspired by today’s last entry on Blue States Lose, a quick demonstration of The Mickey Boardman pose…
Come on, everybody’s doing it.
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…and Veruca Salt is not Veruca Salt
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James, 16
What is inside this boy’s paper bag?
a) Corona
b) Chocolate Milk
c) Wild Berry Doctor Pepper
d) The Next Big Thing
Also, is James a fauxnie?
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