SugarBabe: I have something to tell you about The Dress That Won’t Die.
Am I The IS: You bought it?
SugarBabe: No. Paris Hilton bought it. I have a photo of her wearing it.
Am I The IS: Seriously?! Can you send it to me?
SugarBabe: Sadly, I can’t. You can come over after work and I can show you on my computer screen, but that’s it. I’m not allowed to send it out. Do you want to come over and see it?
Am I The IS: No, that’s too tempting. But I totally believe you and I can’t wait until those photos break…
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