The Legend of Frere Jacques Gumballs Sinclair, a story by Geordon Nicol.
“We were driving back from Miami and we stopped inside this crazy candy factory on the side of the road. We were exhausted and even though we were hungry, we weren’t really excited about the candy. We fell in love with this porcelain doll because she was so over the top and crazy. But she wasn’t for sale, so we had to smuggle her out of the store and into our car, and now she lives in a jar in our apartment!”
Ta da!
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