My Little Fauxnie


Meanwhile in Cory Kennedy news, the Cobra Snake muse scored her very first New York Times mention today in Sunday Styles, in a story about teenage interns. The hard-hitting story pops the deeply disturbing question, “What happens when your intern becomes your girlfriend?” Well, it either means you go to jail, or, in Cory’s case, you get even more famous.

I won’t lie, I would have absolutely slept with my unbelievably cool boss when I was sixteen, except 1) I didn’t have a job, much less an unbelievably cool boss, much less Mark Hunter 2) I didn’t have a grown-up body yet, either.

Sigh.

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12 Responses to “My Little Fauxnie”

  1. CD says:

    WE PASSED THIS ONE!

  2. Casey says:

    I’m not trying to be mean or anything, but what exactly is so cool about this girl?

  3. Unimpressed says:

    Casey, corykennedyy.livejournal.com will explain everything to you. Please let’s not start another 300 comment thread on this girl. Refer to Livejournal or TheFashionSpot for it!

  4. Chelsea says:

    That LiveJournal is a joke, right? If not, ew, creepy.

    LA is FULL of Cory Kennedy wannabes these days. It’s sad really, not many can pull off the crackwhore hobo look without looking like the more troll-ish version of an Olsen twin.

  5. Casey says:

    Thanks, but that LoveJournal did not explain anything. I still don’t get it, but whatev. Over it.

  6. deb says:

    this gorgeous kid is going to be something real big. kate moss. chloe. i can feel it.

  7. stupid says:

    in response to chelsea, LA has always had people who dressed like cory kennedy, she hasnt started a movement, its only with her recognition that people have noticed the girls who have always dressed like that. shes not a genius. the look has been around for a long time.

  8. deb says:

    in response to stupid……
    well by living in l.a. probably longer than your entire life…. she definitely has. and it definitely has not been around like the way she presents it.

  9. stupid says:

    hahah actually ive lived in LA for 17 years and by my calculations thats longer than HER life. she just shouldnt be credited for something she didnt create. no need to worship a highschool girl. i understand how people can see she has good style or individuality dont get me wrong, but shes not the only one, she just happens to be well documented.

  10. Chelsea says:

    And people have been wearing skinny jeans and band t-shirts for years now as well, and the whole 80s look? Yeah, happened in the 80s. What the hell is your point?

    I wouldn’t be surpised if you were upset that Cory “stole” your look or something ridiculous like that.

    Oh, and case you hadn’t noticed, “crackwhore hobo” isn’t exactly an endearing term.

  11. elka says:

    theres nothing special about corey kennedy, shes not even hot she looks like a drugo n her style is going to go out reall soon

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