Imaginary Socialite: I can’t believe it’s almost August. Pretty soon we’re going to be running around in The Tents again.
V is for Vespa: Yeah, you know what that means.
Imaginary Socialite: All-nighters with Aimee Phillips, spilling open Jeisa’s new It bag to steal her lipgloss, and air kisses from Hilary Duff?
V is for Vespa: No.
V is for Vespa: Fashion Week means it’s just six more weeks until another gorgeous underage boy decides to fall in love with me and then totally break my heart.
V is for Vespa: Such a tradition.
[CORNELIA GUEST - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]