Are blogs the new TRL? Some random girls think so - check out this frightening music video they made to Available by Brad Walsh. Yes, really, they did, with costume changes and everything. Brad swears he has no idea who these girls are, which means they’re either addicted to the MisShapes […]
Jette Black: [Insert celeb stylist] thought it was weird that we’re friends.
Imaginary Socialite: Why?
Jette Black: Well, actually, what she said was, “I wouldn’t expect you to be friends with the IS, you don’t strike me as very prudish.”
Imaginary Socialite: [Insert celeb stylist] thinks I’m a prude? But I’m wearing a lace dress with […]
Chanel Ad or Party? You decide…
[DIANE KRUGER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
M.I.A.
Because she wrote Sunshowers. And she wore a sweatsuit to Bungalow 8. And when I said she was a genius, she grabbed me by the shoulders and told me she was really happy to meet me. And I didn’t feel like a total idiot until way after I left. So […]
Let’s pretend for a moment that Jessica Simpson (ew) and John Mayer (ah) aren’t dating, a difficult feat unless you’re engaged instead in this little pop quiz: according to Jane Pratt, who was the muse for Your Body is A Wonderland?
a) Drew Barrymore
b) Jennifer Love Hewitt
c) Erin Wasson
d) Jennifer Aniston
And who’s the hot model […]
Check out model Grace Kelsey in the new Bloomingdale’s campaign…
Alas, the Big Brown Boutique has yet to pick up Chloe Dao’s line, so she’s wearing Anna Sui.
[MICHELLE RAVELO - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Dear Aimee Phillips,
OMG OMG OMG, thank you so much for sending me the Heatherette toys from Kid Robot! They are so cute and fabulous, but I have just one question: who is this toy supposed to be? Her bangs look very Tinsley, but her blue eyes are ultra Lydia, and her outfit […]
Imaginary Socialite: Do you like New York?
Cory: Yes, people are so nice here. Nicer, I think.
Imaginary Socialite: Yeah, it’s to compensate for wearing black all the time.
[HELENA CHRISTIANSEN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
I never snuck out of the house as a kid, but I did a few times when I was 23. It was because of Heather, who would text me at midnight and tell me, “party. boys. be there in an hour.” This meant waking up, turning my pjs into club clothes, calling […]
Fine, so I’ve been going to the gym more frequently - and that means, actually going - because of Fashion Week. But maybe I should just get a stylist instead? Check out this morsel, buried inside the Daily News today:
“Which superstar celebrity stylist makes extra sure her clients fit into her clothes? […]
Or: stop making fun of my beautiful neighborhood, bitches.
[ANDRE 3000 - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Carl, 24
Carl is one of Cosmo’s beefcakes of the month, which means he is fun, fearless, fabulous, and also a fan of actual beef - yesterday he inhaled not one but three mini bison burgers at Aspen. How do I know? Because I had dinner with him! Giggle giggle giggle…
[JENNI KAYNE […]
Emily Blunt, comes from family of actors and musicians and breaks out in a strange, sunwashed movie about two dangerous girls in the middle of nowhere who beat the hell out of each other, have sex, and listen to very bad retro opera. Later screams at Anne Hathaway at Vogue.
Kate Winslet, comes […]
Because you’ve all clamored for another Kristin Rawson photo, here she is with David, her fellow Bazaar fashion kid, who’s draped himself in a lovely Chanel scarf.
Is it real?
Is it fake?
Is it swag?
Is it stolen from a loaded fashion closet?
O, the designer drama!
[MARIA MARTIN-McCLOUD - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
Andy, 26, was already Crushed, but he stole Ali’s sign and posed yet again.
If you can’t get enough of Andy (or Ali, or top model Selita, or Top Model Joni), check out the latest Crush Slideshow, which is totally safe for work, but maybe not for your heart - how many of these kids […]