To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: brad@junkmag.com
AHAHAH! Gurj gave me that scarf! and i’m pretty sure she got it from Josh (imaginary socialite insert: OMG, that’s so funny! I mailed mine all the way to England for Morgan!). I hate pirate skulls (sure you do). and skulls are so over now that they’re so in (but you heart them anyway!).
Now it’s all about snakesssss. i predict (and hope for) a gun revival.
ps – i HATE that picture of me. everything about it. it looks nothing
like me or my personality.
pps – barry bostwick – am i the imaginary transvestite?
brad, I love you, but let’s be honest: you love that scarf just like you love the Teen Vogue cover of LC just like we loooooove you.
[OKAY BRAD, JUST FOR YOU : BARRY BOSTWICK - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

TEAM KRISTIN ALL THE WAAAAAAAAAY