Fine, so I’ve been going to the gym more frequently – and that means, actually going – because of Fashion Week. But maybe I should just get a stylist instead? Check out this morsel, buried inside the Daily News today:
“Which superstar celebrity stylist makes extra sure her clients fit into her clothes? She delivers dresses to their homes with prescription diet pills in the pockets … “
It all makes so much sense now – just like when we discovered that Suri Cruise is really the product of Chris Klein…
[MISSY RAYDER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
going to the gym won’t make you less ugly, hun.
haha, that’s true, I guess I’m just gonna have to live with that part.
Rhonda, screw you.
Yes it will.
Hello, Nicole Ritchie used to be fat and ugly and now she’s waifish and adorable.
i especially loved the part of her Vogue UK profile where she was like, “um, no…who needs to be skinny? i would never…uh…tell anyone that…”
FYI the IS is GORGEOUS. i know for a fact.
What are those pills wrinkled-forehead is handing out anyway?
A friend told me she heard they’re pills given to race horses.
Whaaaa?
Or maybe that W feature in July is explanation enough.
you’re not imaginary because you’re pretty. quite the contrary, in fact.
Wait, I thought I was imaginary because I was poor…
http://misshapes.com
you really do get more and more beautiful.
and no kids, it isn’t a poor angle. it’s poor bone structure.
It’s true, I’m horribly ugly, I think I already admitted that. Also quite poor – did you know I live in a Barbie cardboard box behind Toys R Us? So true.
So I guess there are two options: I either have a great personality/ job/ both, or I must be sponsored by an imaginary charity that sends me invites and takes my picture out of pity. Wow, I’m like the unicef kid of fashion. And when you go trick or treating for me, you can dress up like me, since apparently I’m a total monster
also, if you want to continue this discussion, why don’t you email me, am.i@imaginarysocialite.com? I think everyone else is getting really bored of it.
wow this blog is getting a little heated! I think Nicole Richie is adorable