Playmobile

Jette Black: [Insert celeb stylist] thought it was weird that we’re friends.

Imaginary Socialite: Why?

Jette Black: Well, actually, what she said was, “I wouldn’t expect you to be friends with the IS, you don’t strike me as very prudish.”

Imaginary Socialite: [Insert celeb stylist] thinks I’m a prude? But I’m wearing a lace dress with no underwear!

Jette Black: Yes, but you put a trench coat over it. Look, maybe she doesn’t think you’re a prude. Maybe she just thinks I’m a whore.

Imaginary Socialite: Oh please. Compared to her clients?

Jette Black: Ha!

[BARRY MANILOW - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

6 Responses to “Playmobile”

  1. J. says:

    rachel zoe?

  2. no. in fact, not every “celeb stylist” is rachel zoe. definitely not this time.

  3. spencer says:

    rebecca weinberg?

  4. jette black says:

    i so did not say that did i? about the whore stuff?
    i like the nick name .. ta ta licious for you

  5. jette black says:

    well maybe i am a little bit of a whore, only for the right boys though ha

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