Jette Black: [Insert celeb stylist] thought it was weird that we’re friends.
Imaginary Socialite: Why?
Jette Black: Well, actually, what she said was, “I wouldn’t expect you to be friends with the IS, you don’t strike me as very prudish.”
Imaginary Socialite: [Insert celeb stylist] thinks I’m a prude? But I’m wearing a lace dress with no underwear!
Jette Black: Yes, but you put a trench coat over it. Look, maybe she doesn’t think you’re a prude. Maybe she just thinks I’m a whore.
Imaginary Socialite: Oh please. Compared to her clients?
Jette Black: Ha!
[BARRY MANILOW - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

rachel zoe?
no. in fact, not every “celeb stylist” is rachel zoe. definitely not this time.
rebecca weinberg?
i so did not say that did i? about the whore stuff?
i like the nick name .. ta ta licious for you
you SO said it.
well maybe i am a little bit of a whore, only for the right boys though ha