To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: meg@violetincredible.com
I just bought two Heatherette dolls hoping one would be Aimee – but they’re both Aimee! What am I supposed to do with two of her? Any ideas? I included a photo of my new toys for inspiration.
Hmmmm… 1) paint bruises and trickly eyeliner on one of them and make them into the Olsens… 2) set them up as backup dancers for your old school Jem toy, still hidden in your closet… 3) drill a hole through them and make them salt and pepper shakers… 4) push them together so they make out and film it. Right?
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