Indie Lauper: Hey babe, where’s the party tonight?
Am I The IS: Hi! I’m sorry, but I have no idea.
: Am I The IS: Really, absolutely none. I mean, why would there be a party tonight? It’s only a Saturday night during Fashion Week and the coolest girls in the world are running around town in too-high shoes. Definitely not time for a party. Time for some Oreos.
Indie Lauper: Right, gotcha, see you there at midnight?
[PATTI SMITH - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]