To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: emily@TheNextIS.com
Dear Imaginary Socialite,
Want to do a post on what we should write our college essays on? Because mine is due, like, yesterday and I’m completely fucked. Please please please help, I will pay you in Muse bags.
Certainly… appropriate college essays for Imaginary Socialites include the following…
a) Historial Inaccuracies in Marie Antoinette: Why New Order Was Actually Not Played Until Napolean.
b) How To Cheat On Your SATs: A Logic Primer
c) All I Need To Know I Learned at MisShapes
d) Mean Girls: More Than Just A Movie
(for the record, I went to a “Top Five” college and learned how to backstab, accessorize, superficially judge, and hook up without consequences… I don’t think I went to class though, so it really doesn’t matter where you go…)
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