The Missing

West Dressed: But your life is so cool right now. Why are you even thinking about a boyfriend?

Am I The IS: Maybe I’m just bored. I can’t figure it out. I don’t know why I care so much about it.

West Dressed: But boyfriends are awful. I have one, I know! They take so much time and they’re annoying.

Am I The IS: I know! I don’t think I’ve ever been happy with someone for more than like two weeks.

West Dressed: Hmmm. Maybe it’s because a man is like the perfect accessory for you?

Am I The IS: No way.

Am I The IS: I just bought a Stam bag.

[JACINDA BARRETT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

3 Responses to “The Missing”

  1. Casey says:

    OMG this is so my life. Like exactly.

    I have the Stam hobo instead of a bf.

  2. ? says:

    I’m seriously thinking about getting one, like for real. I don’t know if I’m ready to make such a bold purchase. I’m afraid I’ll have buyers remorse. I have a boyfriend…so do I need that bag? But it’s so pretty…

    Help

  3. Tell me where to find these so called boyfriends…there on the top of my fall shopping list ;)

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