West Dressed: But your life is so cool right now. Why are you even thinking about a boyfriend?
Am I The IS: Maybe I’m just bored. I can’t figure it out. I don’t know why I care so much about it.
West Dressed: But boyfriends are awful. I have one, I know! They take so much time and they’re annoying.
Am I The IS: I know! I don’t think I’ve ever been happy with someone for more than like two weeks.
West Dressed: Hmmm. Maybe it’s because a man is like the perfect accessory for you?
Am I The IS: No way.
Am I The IS: I just bought a Stam bag.
[JACINDA BARRETT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

OMG this is so my life. Like exactly.
I have the Stam hobo instead of a bf.
I’m seriously thinking about getting one, like for real. I don’t know if I’m ready to make such a bold purchase. I’m afraid I’ll have buyers remorse. I have a boyfriend…so do I need that bag? But it’s so pretty…
Help
Tell me where to find these so called boyfriends…there on the top of my fall shopping list