Gurj’s blue umbrella is most useful for…
a) hiding from unsuitable suitors as they whistle on Delancey
b) catching vegan cupcakes as they rain down Rivington
c) completing an Annex-worthy fashion ensemble
d) hitting certain boys on the head. oh wait, no, that’s what I would do with it…
[MAGGIE RANDELL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]