Imaginary Socialite

To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: EhBaby@HotHauteHot.com

GQ is looking for a new fashion assistant to work in the closet – all the hard grunt work and no glamour. Would love a guy – we have 3 girls – but are open if they are amazing. The candidate should want to work at GQ more than anything else in the world and be prepared to work very hard.

Please forward all resumes to Callie, Callie_Canfield@condenast.com

so I sense a Twelfth Night scenario here where a desperate fashion babe binds her breasts, dresses up Dior Homme style, and pretends to be an eager young closet boy… she falls in love with her strangely straight fashion director, who’s in love with the accessories editor at Teen Vogue… okay, screenplay?

[AMANDA BYNES - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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