Why are Alexis and Leigh in a pedicab in the middle of midtown?
a) Because they’re shooting the next Sounds video, and Andy Carlson thought it would be cool do to the whole thing on a bike (you can’t see, but the lead singer, Maja, is driving…)
b) Because they’re late for a secret Horrors concert […]
Just a reminder that Roland Mouret’s $99 dresses for Gap go onsale tomorrow morning. The dresses will only be sold at five NYC Gap stores, and doors open at 10 am. Whether this will cause a Stella-for-H&M riot, or merely a Nicky-for-Samantha-Thavasa blip remains to be seen, especially since the dresses are […]
Women’s Wear reports today that Sienna Miller just started a fashion line with her sister, Savannah. To her credit, Savannah got top marks at St. Martins well before Sienna even met Jude Law, and her own resume includes stints with Shanghai Tang and Matthew Williamson.
Still, I really love the quote Sienna gives about […]
Gurj’s Dolce and Gabbana tote reminds me of that David LaChapelle photo with Mariah Carey and her rainbow colored ass. Seriously. This bag is juicy, and jumpy, and jubilant. It makes you dizzy, and fizzy, and fun.
I’m so in love with it that I’d almost spend the $900 it […]
Whose parents are these, and what are they wearing?
a) They are my parents and they are wearing their costumes for our synagogue’s annual play, The Wizard of Oy
b) They are Quinn’s parents and they are dressed for their annual Thanksgiving theme party, “Fairy Woodland Spectacular!”
c) They are Ultragrrrl’s parents and they lost a bet […]
So which couple would you rather be:
the wiry black-clad one making out in the background, or the pointy heeled woman accompanied by her stalward LV check tote?
I guess that all depends on the bag’s origins - after all, love is hardly ever real, but neither are classically printed status bags…
Also, note to that […]
Dear Sidekick 3,
You have some catching up to do. In the past week alone, I saw the Juicy Couture sidekick on Heroes, Unscripted, and in US Weekly and like, ten blogs about Paris and Lindsay and Britney (and don’t even get me started on that one).
Getting seeded to Leigh Lezark was a very […]
Perhaps its the lack of carbs going to my brain this morning, but I’m strangely convinced that L.A.M.B.’s new showroom model looks just like Jessica Joffe in the Banana Republic Ads. The flaming hair and the slitty eyes and the oddly beautiful asymmetry of the whole thing, plus the excessive use of […]
Which designer’s clothes have routinely been swiped by stylists assistants this season? Desperate for a cool MisShapes outfit, the kids take the mini-dresses and oversize sweatshirts from the returns pile, wear them out, and then discreetly drop them back off with the rest of their returns in the morning.
Nobody’s gotten in […]
If everyone in New York with a Balenciaga motorcycle bag actually had a real motorcycle, there would be far less taxis in the city.
And if everyone in New York with a fake Balenciaga motorcycle bag had a real Balenciaga motorcycle bag… well, then there would be no more leather left in Italy, would there?
Saw […]
We met John Henry, 24, at Santa Fe, our favorite restaurant in Williamsburg…
John Henry: Hello, can I get you something to drink?
Gurj: Sure. Is it still happy hour?
John Henry: Sorry, it’s 9:30 and happy hour is only from 4 - 8.
Imaginary Socialite: But we’re really, really happy. Doesn’t that count?
John Henry: Uh sure, […]
Meanwhile on Avenue A: what in the world is this?!
[ANNE HEARST - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
What can you do with this denim wristlet from Dior?
a) Use it to cover your “self-harm” marks
b) Use it as a monkey collar
c) Use it as a nouveau version of the scrunchie
d) Wristlet? No way, that’s a mini skirt that John made just for Sasha!
[SAVANNA KNOOP - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
As requested, The Photoshop Files, Volume One - this should help you survive the afternoon sugar crash… or, you know, you could have some actual sugar…
[MERITT WEVER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
She may be modeling Galliano’s fall runway explosion, where clones of John stretched down the catwalk, but here it seems like Sasha is rocking her best Daniela Sea from The L Word imitation.
Then it’s on to Swashbuckle Sasha, as the dainty Moscow mademoiselle pillages the Paris Dior boutique for the latest in jolly […]