Why are Alexis and Leigh in a pedicab in the middle of midtown?
a) Because they’re shooting the next Sounds video, and Andy Carlson thought it would be cool do to the whole thing on a bike (you can’t see, but the lead singer, Maja, is driving…)
b) Because they’re late for a secret Horrors concert and all the cabs got taken by drag queens after the Paper Nightlife Awards. There was actually one cab left, but Lady Bunny needed it for her wig.
c) Because they really needed a cigarette after being in the same room with Fergie, and you can’t smoke in a cab.
d) Because we were racing each other! And they won! And we were so upset! Grrr!
[NICHOLAS WADE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]