Lynan, 24
In the span of ten minutes, Lynan told me a Chanel story, danced with me to The Sounds’ Dance With Me, called a minor model a majorly dirty name, and interrogated Andy Carlson on his dating habits. Then she downed another vodka and I was like, wait, did you get lessons on this or something? Seriously.
[ALYSSA SHELL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]