Here’s Tory Burch at the CFDA/ Vogue party in a Narciso Rodriguez Dress. The same dress that Bee Shaffer wore to the last CFDA/ Vogue party. Double #1.
This dress was somehow reworked by Behnaz Sarafpour for Target, and sold online to all of New Hampshire, etc. Double #2.
And now, if you blink back to the first photo, you’ll see that Tory is actually standing with Behnaz. Double #3.
Are you dizzy yet?
(I wanted to call this post Double Indemnity, but I was worried that only Matt and my Intro to Film Noir professor would get it. So…)
[SOPHIE ALBOU - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]


hmmmm… you dont’ dissapoint.
Sold online to all of New Hampshire etc. Etc. obviously including the other forty nine states, oh wait, except for New York. Because in New York everyone GOES to the actual Target store to get their cheap Behnaz fix. (Even you must admit how ridiculous you come off).
While you live thinking that anything of importance is confined to a major metropolis, you miss out on the true current of this country.
Maybe you should go shopping for some imaginary humility.
Nah. I’d get it.
Yeah, I don’t get it…. but I could pretend I do. And maybe I’ll google it later so I really do get it. Depends on how much procrastonating I decide to do….
XOXO
Well it was a great AH flick. I actually took a class were we just studied his films.