Imaginary Socialite

Matt: I can tell something is wrong.

Imaginary Socialite: It’s stupid.

Matt: So? Tell.

Imaginary Socialite: All of my friends get stopped on the street by trend spotters who want to take their photo and nobody ever stops me. I feel completely fashion deficient.

Matt: Aw, don’t be sad. Maybe you’re just walking too fast for people to stop you. You know how you get in your iPod zone.

Imaginary Socialite: Matt, I’m so upset. Why am I not on the Sartorialist?!

Matt: No, don’t worry…

[Enter Jennifer on Fifth Avenue and 10th St.]

Jennifer: Hi, I work for this British trend firm – can I take your picture for our website?

Matt: See! I told you not to worry!

Jennifer: Are you crying?

Imaginary Socialite: Oh, no, it’s just the wind…

[JANE BUCKINGHAM - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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