Meet Your New Crush 217

We met John Henry, 24, at Santa Fe, our favorite restaurant in Williamsburg…

John Henry: Hello, can I get you something to drink?

Gurj: Sure. Is it still happy hour?

John Henry: Sorry, it’s 9:30 and happy hour is only from 4 – 8.

Imaginary Socialite: But we’re really, really happy. Doesn’t that count?

John Henry: Uh sure, that counts – if you’re really, really happy then I can extend happy hour for you.

Gurj: OMG, that did not just work!

(huge crush, and best waiter ever, obviously)

[JANET RUSSO - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

2 Responses to “Meet Your New Crush 217”

  1. brad says:

    wait a minute. you and gurj were in brooklyn and i didn’t know about it?

  2. Gurj says:

    Yeah Bradders I was in Brooklyn THREE times that week. Suck it.

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