Meet Your New Crush 217
We met John Henry, 24, at Santa Fe, our favorite restaurant in Williamsburg…
John Henry: Hello, can I get you something to drink?
Gurj: Sure. Is it still happy hour?
John Henry: Sorry, it’s 9:30 and happy hour is only from 4 - 8.
Imaginary Socialite: But we’re really, really happy. Doesn’t that count?
John Henry: Uh sure, that counts - if you’re really, really happy then I can extend happy hour for you.
Gurj: OMG, that did not just work!
(huge crush, and best waiter ever, obviously)
[JANET RUSSO - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

November 28th, 2006 at 11:25 pm
wait a minute. you and gurj were in brooklyn and i didn’t know about it?
November 29th, 2006 at 12:02 pm
Yeah Bradders I was in Brooklyn THREE times that week. Suck it.