Imaginary Socialite

Dear Sidekick 3,

You have some catching up to do. In the past week alone, I saw the Juicy Couture sidekick on Heroes, Unscripted, and in US Weekly and like, ten blogs about Paris and Lindsay and Britney (and don’t even get me started on that one).

Getting seeded to Leigh Lezark was a very good start, but come on – can’t you be involved in a Grey’s Anatomy plot or something? Couldn’t some sorority pledge be forced to swallow it as part of an elaborate hazing stint, leaving Katherine Heigl and Justin Chambers to reunite over stomach pumping?

Talk to your agent and think about it. The Teen Vogue index should really be just the beginning for you.

xoxo IS

[CHRIS BEAM - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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