So which couple would you rather be:
the wiry black-clad one making out in the background, or the pointy heeled woman accompanied by her stalward LV check tote?
I guess that all depends on the bag’s origins - after all, love is hardly ever real, but neither are classically printed status bags…
Also, note to that couple: you’re sitting on a photo line, not on your bed at the Soho Grand - can you be a little bit less gross?
[HANNAH OLIVENESS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]