Real or Fake: Red State Wins

Cintia Dicker’s fabulous MySpace is everthing a die-hard fan could want: tons of random photos, bubbly paragraphs in Portuguese, and Hips Don’t Lie blaring from her music bar.

Wait a second, Hips Don’t Lie? Do models even acknowledge Shakira’s existence? Hmmm, perhaps that negates all the candid pictures, and even the fact that her birthday is listed correctly…

This is a good little mystery.

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6 Responses to “Real or Fake: Red State Wins”

  1. Sarah says:

    That one is VERY FAKE.

  2. Sarah says:

    She does have a real page on there, though, and a Facebook thing and a Fotolog.

  3. Flora says:

    she does have a fotolog, so who knows

  4. Jessica says:

    Cinta Dicker is a hoe.

  5. Jessica says:

    *Cintia.

  6. Mila says:

    It’s definitely fake. All those “candid” come from her fotolog, and the “MySpace Cintia” doesn’t post new ones there, so… blah.

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