Following the great success of last year’s PL Fightcats Giveaway, the Imaginary Socialite is proud to announce its latest sweepstakes: a chance to score the limited edition “Jackson” tee by artist Dana Veraldi.
The shirt comes in an American Apparel size medium and does not come with an absurd article in the Village Voice, nor does it come with Jackson, though if you wear it and you see him, I bet he’ll take his picture with you (and if you’re Sarah, he’ll make out with you, but only if you’re Sarah…). It also looks really cute lying on your bed watching Friends reruns.
Want the shirt? Email am.i@imaginarysocialite.com with the answer to this question: who should have their own Kids’ Meal toy and packaging, and what would they be?
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Why is he missing his upper set of teeth?
Why does anybody care?
why doesn mine have yellow hair?
because yours is a boys shirt and not a girl’s shirt. also, see, the yellow makes my boobs look even bigger, which is amazing.
Wait, that’s a picture of a girl? It does not make the rack look bigger. It makes you look like a prepubescent girl, or Jackson Pollis.
Vladmir Putin should have his own happy meal toy. Its a toy head of vladmir that glows in the dark with two arms on it and you push the button and it gives you the finger. Your a goner it says in russian.
Or Castro in casket . You push the button and he keeps popping up out of the casket.
Or Bush with a explosives on his chest. You push the button and he comes apart.
what about a fashion happy meal. you get your food and a tongue depressor is the toy. you know to make you throw up. or maybe the happy meal is just lettice and ice and the “toy” is some coke. or maybe its an unidentified skinny model who passes out. when you press the button…
ooh even better. fashion happy meal. come with with lettce, diet coke and some ice chips. the toy is a mirror that tells you youre fat.
pete doherty. comes in a larger-than-life novelty syringe filled with ketchup, which you are supposed to inject on camera into the arm of the nearest passed out addict.
brandon davis. comes in anything.