Imaginary Socialite

The Imaginary Socialite’s fabulous webmaster, Damiano, is also in charge of Okay Cupid, which I would call “MySpace on Kool-Aid acid for daters.”

I might also call it “the place to try and score a date with model Heather Marks…”

or “the place where Heather Marks says she dropped out of school but she’s still smarter than you…”

or “the place where Heather Marks says she bought a pink boat named Malibu, but she still wants to sit on her couch and watch movies all day…”

or “the place where some weirdo is pretending to be Heather Marks.”

Have a look at her profile and confirm or deny… she actually sounds like a very smart, very cool person, but that could be the faux profile talking…

[PROSPER ASSOULINE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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