Tracy, 22
An imagined burble:
“Hi, this is Tracy from Nylon TV and today we’re going behind the scenes with the Imaginary Socialite. Perez Hilton may write his blog from a Coffee Bean, but the IS does her posts hidden inside the crinoline of a Chanel couture gown from the ’90s. Also, she doesn’t believe in coffee. Wow, IS, your computer is really cute. It looks like Rainbow Brite. Do you like my lipstick? Let’s go to Peasant and drink all their wine and then we can smoke in my windowsill. Cool. That’s a wrap!”
An actual burble:
“Hey, it’s so nice to meet you. I work in the photo department at Nylon and it’s a little weird watching myself on UTube, but it’s also really fun.”
Ah well. A girl can dream.
[MARVIN SCOTT JARRETT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
You are so much better then Perez on so many levels.