Everything Is Illuminated
[A supermarket in Frankfurt, Germany. Because it’s fun.]
Imaginary Socialite: I love how waffles come already baked in packages, like cookies. Omigosh mom, look at these heart shaped waffles!
Mommy Dearest: That. Is. Bizarre. And look at the little display picture on the package, of the couple eating heart waffles together. Very cheesy.
Imaginary Socialite: Oh! No! It’s cute! Don’t you think it’s cute?
Mommy Dearest: Are you hungry? Do you want me to get you the heart waffles?
Imaginary Socialite: No. I want there to be a hot guy, who I actually like back, who gets me heart shaped waffles!
Mommy Dearest: Well. If you want that, you’re going to have to stop being such a bitch.
(pause)
Imaginary Socialite: Um. Mommy, will you buy me waffles?
Mommy Dearest: Sure baby.
[HOLLY WILLOUGHBY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]
December 27th, 2006 at 9:57 pm
your moms sounds like a sweetie,and i dont believe they sell heart shaped waffles here in the u.s. but i have found some in the shape of mickey mouse and they actually taste good….
ox
December 27th, 2006 at 10:34 pm
that’s about as good as my mom calling me a “daft fucking prick.” crazy brits.
December 27th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
umm.. is your mum Goldie Hawn?
December 28th, 2006 at 7:25 am
ooooh, Ich liebe Deutschland.
Make sure you buy some Labello chapsitck. It is literally the best chapstick in the whole world (and I would totally know). The original flavor is best, its in a blue tube.
December 28th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
ha ha. i love those…
The photo was taken at the Heidelberg bus stop!? Neckarmüntzplatz. You had to cross my house while walking to the ALTSTADT…
Did you like it?
It’s kind of cute, but one of the most boring places I have ever lived…
January 2nd, 2007 at 9:45 pm
oh man, i miss labello…
theres nowhere you can get it in the US, is there?