Archive for December, 2006

This Bird Has Flown

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Pretty Pop Gurj: Do you know who makes this dress?

Am I The IS: Ah! It looks so familiar.

Pretty Pop Gurj: Isn’t it amazing? Are you freaking out?

Am I The IS: 110%

Pretty Pop Gurj: OMG I must have it.

Am I The IS: You should have just ripped it off of her.

Pretty Pop Gurj: No!

Am I The IS: Totally, I mean, doesn’t she look like a model? So that’s totally part of her job…

(obviously we know this is not really part of your job, but if you happen to know where to buy this dress, please leave a comment!)

[TRINNY WOODALL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Pink is the New Party

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

This just in:

Tinsley Mortimer will host a New Year’s Eve party with Fall Out Boy and Panic At the Disco.

It’s at Japonaise on West 18th St.

Should be a blast.

Or, as Tinsley said on her Blackberry when I asked her about it, ” :) :) “

Totally.

[KYLIE MINOGUE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

In the House

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

So according to Women’s Wear Daily, Henry can’t think of slogans for his next House Of Holland batch. The catch phrases are obviously critical, since they debut this February on the London runways.

So I figured I’d try to help. And.

After too much sugar and four soy lattes, I’ve managed to imagine an opening look.

See you at Fashion East, babe.

[CHRISTOPHER BAILEY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Meet Your New Crush 229

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

Marieke, 18

She likes…

Pastries

Sally Mann

Juicy Couture Ads

We like…

Her.

[DANIEL KERSHAW - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

The Nars Volta

Thursday, December 21st, 2006

To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: gloss@operationsmile.org

Charity alert: get 50% off NARS products today only, on their website. All the proceeds go to Operation Smile.

Click here to see which products apply to the discount, then go to NARS and use the coupon code OPSML (all caps) when you check out.

Yay!

Real or Fake: See? Fendi!

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

I’ll never be able to look at a Fendi bag without remembering two things: the Sex and the City episode where Samantha rips the purse from the Playboy Bunny’s hands, and this girl I went to college with, who wore black pants every day, who carried her Fendi Baguette to class without her books. I sort of hated her, and the bags, but this one might change my mind.

Is it because it’s so fake that it’s fabulous? Or because it’s the only Spy Bag with any sort of character?

Vote now.

[MARIANNE FAITHFUL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Hack, Not Jefferson

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

I seem to recall being lovely and drunk at Casa de Ultragrrrl, saying something to someone about how you know you love someone when you don’t mind their farts.

This morning, that very sentiment has been plastered across my MySpace page.

What the hell?

If you’re hacking into my MySpace page, I would love to know. It’s actually very funny, and very Clue-the-Movie… after all, only a handful of people heard me announce my fart position on Sunday.

Of course, I could have been so trashed that I did it myself, but I really don’t think that’s what happened… someone fess up, it’s actually sort of awesome.

[JENNY PENNY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

MisShapes in Style

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006



I love this photo from the Calvin party

So Leigh hanging out with Hamish Bowles was really just the beginning. Check out this video of the MisShapes filthy/ gorgeous aesthetic on Style.com, where you’ll see Scott, Alexis, David T, Jordan, and for a split second, the Imaginary Socialite…

But what’s the one thing the video didn’t tell you?

a) It was filmed during a “staged” MisShapes during the daytime

b) It’s part of an upcoming documentary for Showtime

c) It was directed by Ben Cho

d) It was filmed on Halloween, so some of the spattered people are really in costume…

[TONY KUSHNER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Meet Your New Crush 228

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

Tracy, 22

An imagined burble:

“Hi, this is Tracy from Nylon TV and today we’re going behind the scenes with the Imaginary Socialite. Perez Hilton may write his blog from a Coffee Bean, but the IS does her posts hidden inside the crinoline of a Chanel couture gown from the ’90s. Also, she doesn’t believe in coffee. Wow, IS, your computer is really cute. It looks like Rainbow Brite. Do you like my lipstick? Let’s go to Peasant and drink all their wine and then we can smoke in my windowsill. Cool. That’s a wrap!”

An actual burble:

“Hey, it’s so nice to meet you. I work in the photo department at Nylon and it’s a little weird watching myself on UTube, but it’s also really fun.”

Ah well. A girl can dream.

[MARVIN SCOTT JARRETT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

American Beauty, Track Two

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

To the girl with the dirty eyes:

My dad met the devil at Berkley.

He preached on a field, the devil not my dad, and the sun soaked his skin and seared through the faces of the followed. My dad did not follow, only watched through a Nikon. The clicks interrupted, the shutter slid shut, kodachrome was beautiful and the world snapped still.

Of course the devil had to stop.

“What are you doing?” he asked my dad, and California turned runny at his feet.

“You’re interesting,” my dad replied, “you’re catching light.”

“You lie,” answered the devil, and he tapped the Nikon and the grass brushed blue. “I’m the devil, remember? You can’t photograph me.”

“You’ve got it mixed up,” smiled my dad, an affable guy with deities. They didn’t phase him, only flesh and blood could, and sometimes coffee, black. “Vampires don’t show up on film,” he continued, a lesson. “You’re not a vampire, man. The film will be fine.”

Only it wasn’t. There’s a whole roll of Fuji with a field and some shadows. That’s it and my dad swears he was sober. He also said that meeting the devil runs in the family. There’s another story about another father, in Minsk, in another field, with the same devil, and so I guess I’m waiting.

I thought maybe it could be you, that I’d have to face, that I’d have to soak from the sun and push past and laugh at and go.

But recently I realized. The devil has way better skin than you.

Keep it up though. You’ve definitely got some people fooled.

xoxo IS

[ANNA WOHLIN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Sheena Is a Punk Rocker, But…

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

sheena

Kate Moss is an elf!

(Fabulous drawing by the Boonika boys… fabulous Kate by magic…)

[SHIRLEY WATTS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Adventures in Tag Lines

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

DKNY Jeans has a new MySpace Contest, where young designers compete to make a rock star tee.

The winning shirt gets worn by Under the Influence of Giants, billed as a “hot new rock band.” Judges include Perez, Robert Verdi, and someone from CosmoGirl!, which is sadly not billed as a “hot new magazine.”

But the best part is the banner on top of the site. It screams, “DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO DESIGN A T-SHIRT FOR A ROCK BAND?”

Omigosh, a t-shirt for a rock band… so complicated… so genius…

[LUCIANA GEMENEZ - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Chow, Italia

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Milan wants its models to eat backstage this season, banning all Size Zero girls from its catwalks (including Armani’s and Prada’s) come March. According to the Daily Mail

Under the new self regulation code drawn up in Italy by the government and designers all models in future shows will be “full bodied, healthy and radiant Mediterranean types.”

Yeah, that totally sounds like Miuccia’s ideal girl: full bodied and radiantly Mediterranean.

So Sasha, what do you look like with a tan and some gold body glitter?

[MARSHA HUNT - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Don’t Tell Mom the Stylist is Dead

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

Returning this January: The Hills, and with it, Lauren Conrad’s quest to be the next Holly Millea. Unfortunately, after crashing on the couch this weekend and watching some ’90s reruns, I think LC is actually rocking the hair/ style/ dazed and confused expression of Christina Applegate.

Of course, in her greatest moment, Christina whipped up a fashion show with an ice cream truck and some annoying younger siblings…

Can Lauren do the same for Lisa Love with nothing but Breanna and her dad’s overwaxed BMW? Stay tuned.

[CHRISSIE SHRIMPTON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Real or Fake: Sexy Back

Tuesday, December 19th, 2006

I happen to know…

That many girls are getting Chanel cuffs for Christmas….

That Chanel cuffs get worn with backless dresses…

That many backless dresses were out in full force this weekend…

That I saw two at MisShapes, one at the Chanel boutique, and one on Canal Street.

So: real or fake?

[ROSE MILLAR - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]