Imaginary Socialite

Memo to Internet Dating Ads:

We don’t believe that Jay Manuel can get us a boyfriend.

He can get us dressed as drag queens. He can get us tangled in a Thai fishing net pretending to be mermaids. He can get us to say “fierce,” realize we sound ridiculous, and stop. He can even get us to – momentarily – think that Melrose is pretty.

But Jay Manuel cannot get us a straight guy. And Jay Manuel certainly cannot get us to spend our chocolate/ lip gloss/ LSD allowance on a Match.com membership.

Also, did anyone else see Tinsley, Dabney, and The Bachelor sitting together at the M.A.C dinner last night? What?

[TRISTA REHN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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