Okay, I get the message -
You love Ollie Stone of the Oohlas.
When she goes up on my Flickr account, you click on her 200 times – yes, really – in 24 hours.
But are you devoted enough to this chick to tell me what she’s got in her right hand?
It’s either…
a) A Marc wallet that she’s showing me for real or fake
b) A digital camera that she’s unsuccessfully pointing at me
c) Kiehls strawberry lip balm, and she fought me for the last tube
d) Jackson Pollis’ virginity.
[BETSEY JOHNSON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

e) the whole world, but it’s not so much in her hand as it is wrapped around her finger.
this is just dumb. get a life. shes busted and jackson is precious.
im going with option b,and yes i do love me some Ollie…….
ox