Imaginary Socialite

Dear Regina George,

If your newly procured stash of Chanel should wear out, here’s a suggestion:

Get this amazing Jem and the Holograms shirt to match your newly pink hair, and to highlight the role you were destined to play (Jem herself, hello).

And if Karl gets bummed because you’ve traded his couture for a tee, here’s a thought: ask him to make you some magic pink earrings that can transport you through time and space… and also give glow from his catwalk.

Seriously, this is now becoming an obsession… someone option the rights to a Jem movie; it’s a fashion hipster goldmine.

[PATRICK ERVELL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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