This Mario Brothers Wedding Cake has nothing to do with anything, really.
I don’t like cake.
I don’t love video games.
I imagine I’ll like marriage eventually, but definitely can’t deal with it now.
And yet. I am simply and completely amazed.
You know?
[JADE GOODY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE? - we hate Jade Goody, we saw her in a book on bad British fashion but had no idea she was also a horrible person! ew! ]
[ABIGAIL BRESLIN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

congrats on being blue states lose’d! you look amazing!
Ugh Jade “My Kebab’s Out” Goody !!!
JADE GOODY? IS THAT A SICK JOKE?! SHE’S BRITAIN’S BIGGEST FUCKING RACIST RIGHT NOW.
O.M.G. THAT. CAKE. IS. AMAZING.
I have to say, the UK version of OK! is BRILLIANT (and available all over the city, including the ever-present Hudson News)… they have a habit of covering Britain’s most unfortunate celebrities (i.e. more Jade Goody than Kate Middleton).
Anyway, yes, Jade Goody=horribly trashy, pig-faced and apparently, racist.