When not causing trouble at Spence, Samantha enjoys mopping floors with Diet Coke so the models won’t slip when they practice catwalking. It’s a little trick she learned last year at Balenciaga, when the runway was so dangerous, it reminded German models of the Autobahn.
But perhaps the most curious part of Samantha’s scrubbing is her accessory - a Burberry scarf that’s thisclose to dropping on the floor. Would you wear a Burberry scarf to clean up?
Then again, if plaid scarves are really over, maybe it doesn’t matter?
[LINDSAY PIERCE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

i love sam! thanks so much for visiting the office, i absolutely adored meeting you.
i was wondering if it would be at all possible for you to email me the pic you took of me with the imaginary socialite card. i love that pic and despretely want it.
thanks so much and hopefully see you soon
xx tess (aka the girl in the bunny mask)
how dare you suggst that plaid scarves are over. NEVER!!!!
yeah. i would.
wait. is she YOUR intern?
I believe she’s coacd’s intern…along with tess and elle perez. and someone called adrian?