We have a crush on Tess, 18, because she wore Ugg boots on Saturday and they looked good because she loved them.
We have a crush on Tess, 18, because she listens to We Are Scientists way too loud.
We have a crush on Tess because we saw her in Teen Vogue.
We have a crush on Tess because when snipey girlfriends leave mean MySpace messages, she doesn’t delete them. Instead, she reads them out loud to us in East Village studios, and that makes it even better.
[GEMMA KHANG - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

love 4ever and ever.
a) snipey is not a word. not in the english language anyway.
b) i’m sure she reads them out loud to everyone and anyone (none of whom really care that she has a little girl crush on a model’s boyfriend whose myspace tracker indicates the obscene extent to which she stalks him)
c) i guess that drama would be pretty juicy though if you’ve none of your own though, right?
Wow. Amazing.
Also, you are correct – snipey is not a word but I liked it so I put it up.
It wasn’t a myspace message, it was a text message. She she retaliated by telling me how much more beautiful i am than she is. So yes, I was hurt.
hm. I think was talking about someone else, and not you at all.
yeah. i’m sure you knew it wasn’t a word. just like you didn’t know that furla doesn’t make underwear.
My but this is a catty Crush comment area! Tess is darling and were I recent Choate grad, I would certainly be interested. Sadly, I’m nearly twice her age and have a boyfriend.
very cute.
for a horse.
“Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. Never get hurt, you can always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit all your friends”
this is hilarious
ladies, please, the man’s nose is big enough for the both of you.
i am a whore and i’m sorry for being such a bitch to you, little girl crusher. i am dumping my boyfriend so you can have him. he’s yours. i hope you’re happy together. i’m such a bitch and i’m not even pretty. and i’m fat. i’m fatter than you. i should just fuck off and die somewhere because i am a poser and i’m not even mildly funny or good at modeling.
after being aquainted with Tess for the past couple months i can firmly say that Tess is da shit ….nuff said