Imaginary Socialite

The London Sunday Times loves:

huge Chanel earrings

random kitschy old people

The MisShapes

The London Sunday Times is totally over:

Sheep.

The llamas that make cashmere, however, are totally amazing.

[LISA ARMSTRONG - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

What’s the best thing about this Bluefly blog on Sophia Lamar?

a) They call her “a New York Lady”

b) They imply she’s “looking a little nuts”

c) They include the entire photo spread of her

d) They show you how to pull of the look at 60% off

[RAMSAY MILLER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com

Always wanted to surround yourself with high-end accessories for hours on end? Perfect, we can make that happen for you.

We’re looking for hard working, punctual, and organized young adults to intern for Taylor and Sarah in our accessories department. We need individuals who are available now until mid May for 2-4 full days a week and receive college credit for their time.

Please email me a BRIEF cover letter and resume. Remember to explain why you love Teen Vogue and how you’ll make the fashion closet run smoother and better than ever.

james_demolet@condenast.com.

[FIONA APPLE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Laura, 26

Laura rolls in the ocean…

Laura tries to catch her eye…

Laura works hard and says it’s easy…

Laura does it just to please me…

Plus, we saw her take down two plates of huevos rancheros and when cute girls eat loads, it makes our hearts flutter like they did during the Chloe sale. Sigh.

[JOSS STONE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

During Fashion Week, I learned a secret: a certain major model steals accessories backstage. She bundles herself up in hoodies and hats, then shoves the bags and shoes and bracelets in her pockets and folds before she escapes, gleefully, into her town car.

We learned this around the same day that Agyness Dean told us she’d discovered Uniqlo, and Karolina Kurkova admitted to some H&M pillaging. Which makes us wonder, is this bag – spotted with a glom of models backstage at Michael Kors – real, fake, or stolen?

And what can we get if we like it, but don’t exactly want it?

[OLIMPIA REY LIBERTI - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

The Indigo Girls also do a pretty kickass cover.

[ADAM BRODY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

I take back everything I said about The Hills being boring.

First there was this line, perhaps the best in reality show history:

“I’m taking 18 credits, two days a week… then I work two days a week at Teen Vogue… and I also intern at Chanel!”

Then there was the best facial expression in reality show history, which Lauren Conrad made after she heard that line, which looked a little like someone who swallows five marshmallows at the same time.

And then, the best thing of all: an entire verse of The Oohlas small parts, which made me scream and jump around the living room, and made my roommate exclaim, “Omigosh, what is wrong? You haven’t dated that boy, have you?”

In fact, absolutely not.

[DAVID BRESKIN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Dioni, 18

Dioni got here three weeks ago from Holland, and when she walked in the door, we couldn’t stop looking.

Usually this goes away – after all, we have this rule that we won’t be friends with people we don’t like to stare at – but it just kept up, every party, every show, every minute – wow, look at this girl.

Good thing she’s a model.

[SIGRID NUNEZ - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

We’re still figuring out what to do with Flip.com – after we make a sparkly comic book with lots of butterfly stickers, what happens next?

And while we haven’t found our Imaginary Intern on the site yet – even though she’s starring in their ad campaign! – we have discovered a very familiar face – Alessandra Ambrosio, the youngest of the Victoria’s Secret Angels.

Did she really post her vacation photos on Teen Vogue‘s new web project? Or is someone having a lot of fun with their Photoshop?

[CHERYL LOCKE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]