MoroCoco: Oh my gosh, I’ve been meaning to tell you something.
Am I The IS: Are you okay?
MoroCoco: I’m fine, but there’s something you need to know. I went to Southpaw a few months ago to pull some vintage dresses for a photo shoot.
Am I The IS: And you stole one for me.
MoroCoco: Right, and then I married Jason Schwartzman.
Am I The IS: And I married Adam Brody and we had a double wedding.
MoroCoco: Totally. No, listen, while I was there, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen were there.
Am I The IS: Shut up!
MoroCoco: For real, and Ashley found this sort of heinous dress? Which I’m sure she wore somewhere. And she held it up and she starts going “MK! MK! Come over here, look at this!”
Am I The IS: Really?
MoroCoco: Yes, she actually calls her MK! Isn’t that crazy?
Am I The IS: Totally. Do you think I could call her MK?
MoroCoco: No I think she’d punch you.
Am I The IS: Okay, then I’ll just call you MK.
MoroCoco: No, because I’ll punch you.
Am I The IS: Ok then.
[JANE SMILEY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]