Dear Francisco Costa,
Thank you for deciding that bloggers are the new skater kids.
Although I’m a little scared of posing for Patrick McMullan or those UNIQLO ads, I will gladly be in your next campaign with Freja, as long as…
*I can keep the clothes
*Next season at your show, I can sit next to Kate (Moss, Hudson, or Betts)
*You never call me a technosexual. Ever. Ever. Ever.
Also, do you think Freja would hold the Imaginary Socialite sign? Because that would be cool.
xoxo IS
[KIM VERNON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]