Cory Kennedy: OMG I just found out that Marc Jacobs is in rehab!!!!
Imaginary Socialite: Unfortunately it’s drugs. He was in rehab once before, in the ’90s. Anna Wintour checked him in. This time I think it was the Louis Vuitton people.
Cory Kennedy: I knew something was up, he was so thin.
Imaginary Socialite: He’s supposed to recover in a few weeks and hopefully go back to work on the collections.
Cory Kennedy: He’ll be fine. He’s a tough cookie.
Imaginary Socialite: It’s funny.
Imaginary Socialite: After the show, this editor was like “Really? Those were the clothes? That’s it? Is he on drugs?”
Cory Kennedy: Oops.
[JENNY SWEENEY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]