Laura, 26
There is something so lovely about a thin girl who invites you out to pasta, then gives you a sex toy from Agent Provocateur.
“It’s not allowed on boys who tell you they want a relationship, then bail the next morning with a MySpace message.”
Which is why we now have a crush on Laura, and not on the boy (anymore).
[AVRIL LEVIGN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]