Things To Talk About In the Ice Cream Line

Imaginary Socialite: How was South By Southwest?

Like Dessert: It was cool. But I think it was cooler for [you know].

Imaginary Socialite: Oh no, what happened this time?

Like Dessert: Well somehow she met up with Kirsten and whoever that new boy is? And when she left for New York, she gave her all her tickets and VIP wrist bands.

Imaginary Socialite: That’s hysterical. Did she also get a ton of free Razorlight CDs?

Like Dessert: Ew.

Imaginary Socialite: This is so unsurprising, though. Remember when she toured with the Libertines?

Like Dessert: Yes. Of course the irony is, there were so many drugs on that tour, I don’t think she remembers.

[MIA TYLER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

2 Responses to “Things To Talk About In the Ice Cream Line”

  1. Arielle says:

    mmmmm I definitely need to visit our Italian friends at the ice cream shop again…

  2. Bella Bu says:

    poor Irina…she won’t make it to 30 at this rate. Somebody save the girl!

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