The back of my Hermes notebook is covered in random quotes I’ve been meaning to post – mostly because they’re insane. Here’s the word purge, plus a question:
Which is the most ridiculous?
a) “It’s one thing to work for Vogue but it’s another thing to work for Anna Wintour!” – Whitney Port on The Hills
editor’s note: actually whitney, it’s the same thing, exactly.
b) “Madly grinning Englishmen milled around the loud little space, along with… lots of mid-level fashion assistants.” – Adam Platt in New York Magazine
editor’s note: adam, the PC terms for a “mid-level fashion assistant” are “associate fashion editor” and/or “socialite.”
c) “Don’t tell me you’ve been through a lot – I went to prison!” – Lil’ Kim to a contestant on that Pussycat Doll show
editor’s note: Lil’ Kim, we never really liked you. Now we officially love you.
d) “This is a dare” – the quote on Lauren Davis’ MySpace page
editor’s note: sorry, we’re not going to post her page on this site, but now you know she’s got one, so if you find it, tell us real or fake.
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“This is a dare” is the most ridiculous–get over yourself already.
And Lil Kims quote is my favorite. She kinda rocks.
the whitney quote.