The Gym: A Public Service Announcement

To the boys in the lifting room,

Please stop making loud sex noises every time you lift a heavy weight.

We are not impressed. Your grunts make you sound rather silly. And if you make that much of a fuss about an 80 lb barbell, we seriously doubt you’ll be able to handle 120 lbs of us in your bed.

Just so you know.

xoso IS.

3 Responses to “The Gym: A Public Service Announcement”

  1. teabiscuit says:

    120 lbs? I had guessed 105, tops.

  2. nope, according to Marie Claire, I weigh the same as Madonna (I’m her height, too) ;)

  3. LG says:

    Agreed. SO obnoxious. And unsexy. Maybe they are trying to impress each other – not the ladies.

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