To the girls getting shuffled into the HR department to become a certain assistant:
The position was filled last week, but for protocol, they’re seeing more candidates. When they tell you they need a week “to sleep on it,” that’s what it means.
To the girl who just got the certain assistant job:
Congratulations, and keep doing well - a line of girls is still stomping through HR, applying for a job you already have.
editor’s note: please don’t take the photo with this post so literally; the job is certainly not to be Meryl Streep’s assistant, nor any of her alter egos!
[GISELE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

are you talking about elle?
i didn’t apply but know some of my friends wouldn’t mind knowing to save their time!
MMB’s fashion assistant position at vogue???
who got it?
well, both jobs are taken now. le sigh.
(i didn’t actually manage to apply but hey they’re great jobs)