Imaginary Socialite

Where was this photo taken?

a) An apartment in Williamsburg, owned by a boy I like

b) An apartment on Rivington, owned by a girl I know

c) An apartment on Avenue B, mine

d) The Calvin Klein “In2U” party, right behind Sienna.

Yes, it’s gotten to that point…

[MISSY RAYDER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Holly, 25

Flaxen (hair)

Flair (everything)

Flaming (hot)

Flip (dot com)

Meet the internet’s first-ever teen editor. Besides, you know, me.

[EDWARD HALL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Dear Francisco Costa,

Thank you for deciding that bloggers are the new skater kids.

Although I’m a little scared of posing for Patrick McMullan or those UNIQLO ads, I will gladly be in your next campaign with Freja, as long as…

*I can keep the clothes

*Next season at your show, I can sit next to Kate (Moss, Hudson, or Betts)

*You never call me a technosexual. Ever. Ever. Ever.

Also, do you think Freja would hold the Imaginary Socialite sign? Because that would be cool.

xoxo IS

[KIM VERNON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Anna, 24

Anna says, “Sometimes I wish I worked in fashion or music or something, so I don’t sound like such a nerd at dinner!”

We say, “Sometimes we wish we worked at the U.N. like Anna so that we could really be involved in changing the world!”

Perspective, it should come in a little tin like Altoids…

[JOSE PARLA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Am I The IS: So I have this idea. I think it’s crazy but I can’t stop laughing.

MoroCoco: You’re moving to London to sell drugs to socialites.

Am I The IS: No. I mean, I could, but no. If you paint Pebbles Flintstone onto a Chanel bag, then you can call it “Coco Pebbles”.

MoroCoco: Um.

Am I The IS: Yeah. But couldn’t it be awesome? With all the “caveman chic” on the runway this season? And the cultural reference?

MoroCoco: Sure, it could be cool.

Am I The IS: You don’t think it’s funny, do you? Like, fashion, stone age…

MoroCoco: It’s more like fashion: stoned.

[ERIC ELMS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

1. Lost

2. The most recent Miu Miu collection, especially the see-through net skirt that Gemma was wearing

3. Your crazy phone message last night (yes, you, and you’re smiling about it right now as you jet-set to someplace with warmer weather and less complicated girls).

4. The surfer in the Prince St. subway mosaic. You can do a lot of things in New York, but you can’t play out a Blue Crush fantasy in Soho.

Seriously, it’s weird.

[EMMA REEVES - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

M.A.C lipstick in Lustering – for when you leave your Sharpie in your other MJ bag…

[CHARLOTTE TILBURY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Patrick Robinson for Target, $29.99, available in May.

[JAMES FRANCO - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

It’s all happening. At least, it is to some people. This is awesome.

[CATHERINE McNEIL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Buildings and bridges made the bends in the wind

To withstand the world, that’s what it takes.

All that steel and stone, they’re no match for the air my friend

What doesn’t bend breaks, what doesn’t bend it breaks.

We are made to bleed, and spit and heal and bleed again, and turn every scary into a joke… We are made to laugh…

[CONSUELA CASTIGLIONI - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]