Archive for March, 2007

London Kids, Love Art?

Saturday, March 10th, 2007

**MySpace Message**

To: Imaginary Socialite
From: Matthew Stone

I’m in the final stages of putting together my solo show at UNION Gallery and would like to get some help in my studio (which is in Dalston Kingsland). We’d be setting up shots and organising things for the event.

If anyone would like to help or wants to know more let me know, it would be greatly appreciated!

Message if you’re interested!

I.S. Note: must love Gareth Pugh, SuperSuper, House of Holland, mayhem, craziness, and patience. loving Matt by himself is the easiest thing ever.

[CLAIRE COULSON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Real or Fake: The Loft

Saturday, March 10th, 2007

Where was this photo taken?

a) An apartment in Williamsburg, owned by a boy I like

b) An apartment on Rivington, owned by a girl I know

c) An apartment on Avenue B, mine

d) The Calvin Klein “In2U” party, right behind Sienna.

Yes, it’s gotten to that point…

[MISSY RAYDER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Meet Your New Crush 251

Saturday, March 10th, 2007

Holly, 25

Flaxen (hair)

Flair (everything)

Flaming (hot)

Flip (dot com)

Meet the internet’s first-ever teen editor. Besides, you know, me.

[EDWARD HALL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Just Be

Thursday, March 8th, 2007

Dear Francisco Costa,

Thank you for deciding that bloggers are the new skater kids.

Although I’m a little scared of posing for Patrick McMullan or those UNIQLO ads, I will gladly be in your next campaign with Freja, as long as…

*I can keep the clothes

*Next season at your show, I can sit next to Kate (Moss, Hudson, or Betts)

*You never call me a technosexual. Ever. Ever. Ever.

Also, do you think Freja would hold the Imaginary Socialite sign? Because that would be cool.

xoxo IS

[KIM VERNON - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Spelling Contest

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

To: am.i@imaginarysocialite.com
From: castingseries@gmail.com

Would you and your partner like to spend the weekend at Tori Spelling’s new bed & breakfast inn located in the Los Angeles wine country?

Oxygen is casting for their latest reality series, Tori & Dean: Inn Love and they are looking for couples who would like to spend THIS weekend at Chateau La Rue. Hurry and send an email with your photos and why you deserve this dream vacation getaway.

Bonus points if you share your own story of crashing prom drunk and in a Richard Tyler dress, but still a virgin…

[SIMON BROWN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Meet Your New Crush 250

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

Anna, 24

Anna says, “Sometimes I wish I worked in fashion or music or something, so I don’t sound like such a nerd at dinner!”

We say, “Sometimes we wish we worked at the U.N. like Anna so that we could really be involved in changing the world!”

Perspective, it should come in a little tin like Altoids…

[JOSE PARLA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Bam Bam Was Cute

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

Am I The IS: So I have this idea. I think it’s crazy but I can’t stop laughing.

MoroCoco: You’re moving to London to sell drugs to socialites.

Am I The IS: No. I mean, I could, but no. If you paint Pebbles Flintstone onto a Chanel bag, then you can call it “Coco Pebbles”.

MoroCoco: Um.

Am I The IS: Yeah. But couldn’t it be awesome? With all the “caveman chic” on the runway this season? And the cultural reference?

MoroCoco: Sure, it could be cool.

Am I The IS: You don’t think it’s funny, do you? Like, fashion, stone age…

MoroCoco: It’s more like fashion: stoned.

[ERIC ELMS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Nylon Makes Movie Stars, Again

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

Check out Nylon ruler Marvin Scott Jarrett filming Mark the Cobra Snake in Paris.

Porquoi?

Our guesses: Another documentary about American kids in foreign lands; a Nylon TV segment where Lipstick Tracy takes us around Le Marais; Cory Kennedy Porn.

Okay, we don’t really think that last one is happening, but “Cory Kennedy Porn” sounds sarcastic and funny – I bet that’s what she’ll name her clothing line, to be modeled by Lindsay Lohan.

[ALEXIS TEPLIN - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Things That Will Never Make Sense To Me…

Tuesday, March 6th, 2007

1. Lost

2. The most recent Miu Miu collection, especially the see-through net skirt that Gemma was wearing

3. Your crazy phone message last night (yes, you, and you’re smiling about it right now as you jet-set to someplace with warmer weather and less complicated girls).

4. The surfer in the Prince St. subway mosaic. You can do a lot of things in New York, but you can’t play out a Blue Crush fantasy in Soho.

Seriously, it’s weird.

[EMMA REEVES - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Single Young Designer Seeks Help, Hype

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Yigal Azrouel’s clothes are both awesome and underrated. If you want to help remedy that, apply for the open position as his publicist. You should be…

Experienced: 3-4 years in fashion PR.

Dedicated: This is hard work, not an excuse to get photographed.

Cool: Because seriously, look at the clothes.

If you qualify, and only if, send a brief email and resume to Reesa@Yigal-Azrouel.com.

Bonne chance – it’s a great collection and exciting to be involved.

[BOBBI WIENS - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Meet Your New Crush 249

Monday, March 5th, 2007

Drew Barrymore: Am I The Imaginary Socialite?

M.A.C lipstick in Lustering – for when you leave your Sharpie in your other MJ bag…

[CHARLOTTE TILBURY - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

A Yes or No Answer

Sunday, March 4th, 2007

Patrick Robinson for Target, $29.99, available in May.

[JAMES FRANCO - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

The Case of the Nameless Model!

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

Style.com can’t quite put their finger on this gilded girl at Alexander McQueen.

We think we can name her.

But it’s really more fun to ask you.

Check out all the McQueen clothes, plus Sarah Mower’s pointy, pointed review, and let us know – who’s that girl?

[ISABELLA BLOW - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

A Night Out With Someone We Go Out With All The Time…

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

It’s all happening. At least, it is to some people. This is awesome.

[CATHERINE McNEIL - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

Yo Peeps

Saturday, March 3rd, 2007

Buildings and bridges made the bends in the wind

To withstand the world, that’s what it takes.

All that steel and stone, they’re no match for the air my friend

What doesn’t bend breaks, what doesn’t bend it breaks.

We are made to bleed, and spit and heal and bleed again, and turn every scary into a joke… We are made to laugh…

[CONSUELA CASTIGLIONI - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]