Imaginary Socialite

Did it take long to find me

I ask the faithful light

Well, did it take long to find me

And are you gonna stay the night?

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Jessica dates Justin in real life… Jennifer dates girls on TV…

But as long as we’re on the subject, how cool would it be if Jessica did an L Word stint? Or Cameron Diaz, that might be even better…

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This Louis Vuitton case is currently in the window of Malan Breton’s boutique in the East Village.

You may remember Malan as the Project Runway cast-off who ruched and scrunched his silk with obsessive precision, then spoke about his unsupportive parents and his love of brown satin.

We thought Malan’s outfits were okay, but perhaps Heidi […]

MoroCoco: So do you think you’ll ever talk to him again?

Imaginary Socialite: I think so.

MoroCoco: Even though he really messed up?

Imaginary Socialite: I think eventually. I mean, the mix I made him was better than my denim mini.

MoroCoco: Impossible.

Ceremony, by New Order
Lay Low, by My Morning Jacket
Kodachrome, by Simon […]

Mommy Dearest: Honey, how much did you pay for those Marc shoes?

Imaginary Socialite: You don’t like them, do you?

Mommy Dearest: Well… no. I think they look like Space Hooker shoes.

Imaginary Socialite: Space Hooker shoes? Like, I should come with a Ray Gun?

Mommy Dearest: Look, I don’t know […]

A MySpace message just asked me what I was like in high school… well…

When I was a senior, my hair was white-yellow and incredibly long. I thought when I grew up, I’d be a director. I thought when I grew up, I’d be 24.

And my friends were all gorgeous, to […]

The woman in front of me was carrying two bags of note:

A Louis Vuitton denim monogram tote.

And a K-Mart plastic shopper.

The big question:

Did the K-Mart purchase cost more than the alleged Louis accessory?

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How much would you pay to wear the McQueen dress that Lauren Davis wore over a year ago to the Anglomania Met Ball?

Net-A-Porter says it’s $8,584, on sale from over $10,000.

We say for that gown, it’s impossible.

It’s either priceless…

Or the opposite.

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Rob, 29

If you’ve only seen Rob in the Hearst building, you may have missed a few things.

Like how he orders extra salad so girls will sit next to him.

And how his notebook paper has a purple margin, so you can write messages without anyone seeing.

We suspect Rob does other things too, we just […]

Pictured: The Dress That Won’t Die, As Spotted Yesterday in Soho.

Usually, these things don’t survive the winter, but somehow this fad just won’t quit.

Our theories for its longevity:

1. The dress would be replaced by a Kate Moss for TopShop dress, but they sold out of Barneys on the first day.

2. The […]

Boys Don’t Cry: Babe, I had a Lloyd Dobbler Moment last night.

Am I The IS: You lost your virginity in the back of a car?

Boys Don’t Cry: No. Remember my ex girlfriend? The one I’m still in love with? I got really worked up last night.

Am I The IS: […]

The surest proof that we have more influence than we know:

A Chanel tattoo, as seen on Racquel Zimmerman in the most recent eyewear ads.

Okay, it looks as though someone drew it onto her with eyeliner, but still.

We remember the first time we saw a Chanel tattoo, and it totally changed our lives.

Karl has apparently […]

She came in through the bathroom window

Protected by a silver spoon

But now she sucks her thumb and wonders by the banks of her own lagoon.

Didn’t anybody tell her?

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