Imaginary Socialite

Dear Girl in my Dance Class,

I think I called you fat and I’m very sorry. When I said, “You’re so much better at this than me – I can’t shake my ass because I don’t have one,” I only meant that I have a really flat, totally non-existent, not sexy butt.

I didn’t mean that you had a big butt.

Althoug I guess yes, you do have a big butt, but lots of gorgeous girls have big butts, and lots of weird girls – like me, have no butts. And your butt, while big, is totally cute.

Not that I was checking out your butt because I so wasn’t.

Anyway.

Um.

Back to regular updates tomorrow, promise, and if anyone has a new dance class I can go to, please tell me, because I definitely can’t take that one again…

[JANE FONDA - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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