I Gave Her My Heart and She Gave Me a Pen

Boys Don’t Cry: Babe, I had a Lloyd Dobbler Moment last night.

Am I The IS: You lost your virginity in the back of a car?

Boys Don’t Cry: No. Remember my ex girlfriend? The one I’m still in love with? I got really worked up last night.

Am I The IS: Were you listening to Coldplay? Every bad call I’ve ever made about guys comes from Coldplay… it’s like, unless you’re Gwyneth…

Boys Don’t Cry: No, but I got so worked up that I decided I had to tell her exactly how I feel. So at midnight, I took the train to Brooklyn. It took forever. I walked to her house, it’s like, one in the morning, and I start screaming out her window that I love her.

Am I The IS: Oh my god. With a boombox? Did you hold a boombox over your head?

Boys Don’t Cry: No. Thank god. But she was pissed.

Am I The IS: No kidding.

Boys Don’t Cry: And I’m out there crying. I swear, I never thought I’d be that lame guy… but I’m out there crying telling her I love her.

Am I The IS: And she said…?

Boys Don’t Cry: She said no. Basically, she said no. But I. Feel. Amazing.

Am I The IS: Really?

Boys Don’t Cry: Yeah, cause I realized that maybe she’s not the girl for me, but when I finally fall in love and find the girl for me, I feel like now, I know what I want. Some parts of her, some parts not of her, but… now I know.

Am I The IS: Did she call the cops on you?

Boys Don’t Cry: No. She was really mad, but today she told me that she thought it was cool.

Am I The IS: I think it’s cool too. I mean, I would never want someone to… but yeah. It’s cool. Good story. But you know the sad thing?

Boys Don’t Cry: Huh?

Am I The IS: Most of the girls who read my blog are too young to know what a Lloyd Dobbler moment is.

Boys Don’t Cry: Oh my gosh, you’re right. Whoa. Maybe I should date one of them.

Am I The IS: Don’t push it.

[IONE SKYE - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

10 Responses to “I Gave Her My Heart and She Gave Me a Pen”

  1. Genevieve says:

    I may be younger than you I.S., but I know Lloyd Dobler is spelled with only one b.

  2. jess says:

    I love it! Say Anything began my celebrity crush on John Cusack!

  3. pauline says:

    I totally agree! Say Anything really let me in on the sexiness that is John Cusack!!!

  4. Krumbalina says:

    i read your blog, i am young, AND i have a huge boner for Lloyd Dolber

  5. tre says:

    i love this post. so sweet!!!

  6. Brittany says:

    I love your blog, am younger than you, and actively discuss the fact that Lloyd Dobler does not exist in the real world with my friends. ‘Tis sad.

  7. veritas says:

    thanks for making feel a hundred years old I.S…………

  8. scarlett says:

    i know im really immature when i a.) do not know who Lloyd Dobler is and b.) get so worked up about cute guys like your friend that i would blind date him without even a picture…IS, you are a bad influence on me! but i love it

  9. Miss Rosa says:

    i cant decide if its super weird and kinda creepy….or….the cutest thing ive ever heard. Maybe it just that no one does anything nice or cute anymore so i now find it super strange when people do.
    And maybe say anything was around before i was, but i know who Lloyd dobler is haha.

  10. CMDL says:

    OK I’m late to reply. I LOVE that movie and John Cusack. I actually have a shirt of him holding the boombox over his head on the front and on the back says I gave her my heart she gave me a pen!

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