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Walk of Shame

Mommy Dearest: Honey, how much did you pay for those Marc shoes?

Imaginary Socialite: You don’t like them, do you?

Mommy Dearest: Well… no. I think they look like Space Hooker shoes.

Imaginary Socialite: Space Hooker shoes? Like, I should come with a Ray Gun?

Mommy Dearest: Look, I don’t know what the girls are wearing in New York, but a heel with a chunky blue bottom… and the grommets… and the giant gold stripe down the side… it’s a little Pigs in Space. But I’m glad you’re wearing heels; they’re much more sophisticated on you!

Imaginary Socialite: Mom.

Imaginary Socialite: You’re wearing Crocs.

[JESSIE LOEFFLER - AM I THE IMAGINARY SOCIALITE?]

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7 Responses to “Walk of Shame”

  1. #141 says:
    May 28, 2007 at 2:16 am

    well, I BELIEVE they’re brilliant.

  2. Ava says:
    May 28, 2007 at 10:20 am

    Hi,

    I love your blog! Just started a new one myself, http://anythingveryace.blogspot.com, what do you think? I linked yours on it though, hope you don’t mind! (let me know if you do)

    Kind regards, Ava

  3. chubbybadass says:
    May 28, 2007 at 4:35 pm

    well hey here’s hoping you can appease her by telling her you got them when the store marked shoes 40% off.
    ;)

  4. Natalie says:
    May 28, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    I love the shoes!

    P.S. Did you ever do “Thora Birch IS NOT Tory Burch”? Because if not, I got a new one for ya…

  5. mfergie says:
    May 31, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    hhahahaaa

  6. Aimee says:
    June 25, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    Well, I like the shoes!

  7. Harley Davidson Boots says:
    June 4, 2009 at 5:26 am

    HI there,
    These are really amazing and the best ever. You can check out for any kind of footwear. Feels great!!!

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